The Tome of Bill Collection Vol 1 (Books 1-4) - Audiobook
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE DARK. BILL RYDER ISN’T ONE OF THEM.
Prepare to sink your teeth into the first FOUR novels of the hilarious Tome of Bill series – over 1000 pages of epic horror comedy that will leave you in stitches.
Gamer, Geek, and Legendary Vampire – Bill Ryder is an unlikely hero trying to survive in a world of undead horrors. Despite awesome powers, loyal friends, and a Brooklyn-sized attitude; the odds are stacked heavily against him. Bill must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors threatening it – all while trying to build some semblance of a social life.
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
Length: ~33 hrs
Format: DRM-free MP3 or Cloud Player
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BILL THE VAMPIRE
Loud-mouthed gamer Bill Ryder thought the dice had finally rolled in his favor when he met Sally. Sadly, his triumph quickly turned into a critical failure. Now he’s a vampire, surroundeded by monsters that are stronger, deadlier, and much cooler than him. This game isn't over yet, though. Turns out a vamp like Bill hasn’t been seen in centuries. He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that's too obnoxious to quit. Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty beasts, gory mayhem, and an unlikely hero who's still at the bottom of the food chain.
SCARY DEAD THINGS
One of the most powerful vampires in the world wants Bill Ryder’s head. A pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. It’s just not clear which fate is worse. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing Bill’s luck, do you even have to ask?
THE MOURNING WOODS
A war is brewing between vampires and sasquatches, ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. The vampire nation dispatches Bill Ryder to a faraway land to broker peace, but it’s not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead. Sadly for him, some of his allies do too.
HOLIER THAN THOU
On the eve of war, The Icon – legendary slayer of the vampire race – has arisen. There’s just one small catch: Bill Ryder is in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it. Now he finds himself in a race to save the person fated to destroy him. Talk about being damned if you do.
Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of terrifying monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then you’ll want to dive right into this bloody good time.
Grab your copy today and get ready to die laughing with The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series!
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Genres: Urban Fantasy, Horror / Comedy, Action & Adventure
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor.
The complete Tome of Bill series order:
Bill the Vampire (book 1)
Scary Dead Things (book 2)
The Mourning Woods (book 3)
Holier Than Thou (book 4)
Sunset Strip (series adventure)
Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5)
Half A Prayer (book 6)
The Wicked Dead (book 7)
Shining Fury (series adventure)
The Last Coven (book 8)